I don’t care to belong to any global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities that would have me as a user.

At this point I expect the next poster to prominently feature the text, “Sonic: This Guy Fucks”.

I suppose if you complain to the company, they call you uBerates

It is all about attitude. The sadder you make rudy’s situation, the more charming his upbeat attitude is. He’s like Butters from south park. The rest of the characters and hell even the creators can die in a fire while screaming that the fire is right for the wrong reasons but butters is never not fun to watch.

Whereas…

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

Six foot four and full of gristle 

wtf is a gender reveal party and please don’t answer that question.

Yeah, Mia. I remember when I found out I was Black. Isn’t it something?

Apparently I believe many things. Sheesh, overuse much. 

Congratulations. It’s an Arson.

I always thought #1 was “...dung heap” ?

Listen, I don’t know you and I don’t know when you are punching walls, but I want you to know this: even if YOU “know” you’d never hit a woman, if you are punching walls when you get angry and your partner is in the room, you are being fucking abusive and scary.  My ex used to punch walls when he got angry with me and…

You’re fucking so wrong. You couldn’t be more wrong if you tried.

It’s been here for bearimies.

Legit thought the first picture was Sara Gilbert.

Ohhhh he said they’re sending rakists. We all misheard.

Basically everyone. It’s the pennywise, pound foolish attitutde of city and state budget hawks for several generations that cheaps out on funding regular maintenance and upgrades for an asset like this. They defer maintenance, defer replacing signals, defer getting new subway cars, and eventually the whole thing is a…

I used to rock the cash bar.

Ah, yes, the tell-tale floppy fishing hat... that is undeniably Lt Colonel Henry Blake.

Bitches be Tripi.