Now ain’t that some bullshit...

It’s a very common thing for grocery stores to do—shifting locations every few months to stop people from being able to go from point a to b to c without having to walk the whole store to find things all the time. It’s very anti-consumer, but so are most things giant companies do.

Nope (at least not since I was like 15, and never really by choice). I can’t be guilted into it, but that doesn’t mean they don’t try.

You know how to make me not hate being in the grocery store? Stop trying to use cheap psychological tricks to make people spend more money. Put the shit on the shelf with other items in the same category, and let me fucking grab it. Don’t relocate things every few months for no (valid) reason, don’t put displays in…

I guess as a borderline Gen X/Millenial, I’m an overachiever with my “bare-minimum everyday”.

Fun fact: Chocolate Salty Balls is, in fact, available on TouchTunes jukeboxes.

A brush like the one linked below might suit your needs better than chainmail would, if you don’t mind my suggesting it (and should you decided you want a tool of some sort). The relatively stiff bristles are good for lifting up some pretty sticky gunk without messing up your seasoning. Plus, it works just as well for…

The one closest to me is annoyingly inconvenient to get to, and there’s no drive thru, which basically means I’ll never go there. But at least it’s almost Lent, which means Friday fish frys around here. I’ll overdo it on fish and chips for about 6 weeks, then long for Lent again. Because the best fish and chips around…

Honestly, part of the reason I even saw that there was a guy in the commercial was that I kept glancing up after I saw his wife first appear. I didn’t know who she was (obviously that would have made it easier for me to realize it was Teller if I did), but I just kept looking up to try and figure out who this gorgeous…

Not gonna lie, I legit didn’t even realize that was Miles Teller. In my defense, I was mostly playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land during commercials.

Paying the minimum on credit cards and buying only name brand, because they must be superior. The first I got from my dad, who made good money and never made an effort to teach me about financials. The latter came from both parents, who do it to this day. Thankfully I’ve gotten out of that, but not after a lot of…

Dogma was the first movie that came to mind when I read the title. There’s also a very good copy available on YT (upscaled to 4k) that’s been up for about 2 months.

Nice of you to also link to the video that was linked in the article just for the people who didn’t read the article.

On a related note, making your own butter if you have a decent amount of leftover cream you won’t use is also a very easy, non-time consuming side project, and you can skip the washing of the butter if it’s all going to be used right away.

Maybe if we stop playing along by calling them “pranks” it might help.

But as entertaining as televisions are, you might notice they can actually be quite distracting when you have guests over.

Speaking of Chef John from foodwishes.com, thanks to his cadence and the use of punctuation on their twitter feed, in my head he is the unofficial voice of Thoughts of Dogs (@dog_feelings).

So then they can run farther before they fuck off.

Sounds like many of your coworkers should run and fuck right off.

I know the bulk of titles will release on the first of the month, but I would really prefer if these announcements from streamers would stop separating them by date. Can’t it just be assumed it’s the 1st with the date following the title in parentheses if it differs?