Now ain’t that some bullshit...

It’s a very common thing for grocery stores to do—shifting locations every few months to stop people from being able to go from point a to b to c without having to walk the whole store to find things all the time. It’s very anti-consumer, but so are most things giant companies do.

Nope (at least not since I was like 15, and never really by choice). I can’t be guilted into it, but that doesn’t mean they don’t try.

You know how to make me not hate being in the grocery store? Stop trying to use cheap psychological tricks to make people spend more money. Put the shit on the shelf with other items in the same category, and let me fucking grab it. Don’t relocate things every few months for no (valid) reason, don’t put displays in…

It’s a lot easier to harness wind energy when you’ve got blowhards like Cruz, Abbott, and Crenshaw running around flapping their gums.

I think you forget that in many cases, like Dillbert’s, the money stopped rolling in (or at least as much of it), so they run hard right to exploit that particular set of rubes.

“Maybe they can try not being racist.”

Well yeah, it was a dumb analogy to begin with.

I guess as a borderline Gen X/Millenial, I’m an overachiever with my “bare-minimum everyday”.

Those who jeer & mock are necessarily on the sidelines and not in the arena

The only ones that want to take away his cat are the ASPCA because they want him to stop trying to fuck it.

Of course that dope would quote a fucking Ayn Rand character.

This study is about adopting a 4x8 schedule, it seems. I’m on a 4x10 schedule, I just need to find a way to convince the higher ups that I should be able to leave 2 hours earlier without a drop in pay.

Fun fact: Chocolate Salty Balls is, in fact, available on TouchTunes jukeboxes.

A brush like the one linked below might suit your needs better than chainmail would, if you don’t mind my suggesting it (and should you decided you want a tool of some sort). The relatively stiff bristles are good for lifting up some pretty sticky gunk without messing up your seasoning. Plus, it works just as well for…

The one closest to me is annoyingly inconvenient to get to, and there’s no drive thru, which basically means I’ll never go there. But at least it’s almost Lent, which means Friday fish frys around here. I’ll overdo it on fish and chips for about 6 weeks, then long for Lent again. Because the best fish and chips around…

My city’s been giving out the club to people, I believe on Kia/Hyundai’s dime. For people who actually want the cars, it wouldn’t mean much, since you can just cut the steering wheel. For people just looking to go for a joy ride after trying out the thing they just saw on Tik Tok, it will definitely stop them from…

Honestly, part of the reason I even saw that there was a guy in the commercial was that I kept glancing up after I saw his wife first appear. I didn’t know who she was (obviously that would have made it easier for me to realize it was Teller if I did), but I just kept looking up to try and figure out who this gorgeous…

Not gonna lie, I legit didn’t even realize that was Miles Teller. In my defense, I was mostly playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land during commercials.

Paying the minimum on credit cards and buying only name brand, because they must be superior. The first I got from my dad, who made good money and never made an effort to teach me about financials. The latter came from both parents, who do it to this day. Thankfully I’ve gotten out of that, but not after a lot of…