I think the idea is that poor sportsmanship should disqualify them from competing any further. Which, I dunno, I’m probably OK with that. One thing the world could certainly do without is further generations of hyper-competitive jerks.

It sure looked like that goalie could have made the save...

I haven’t found any yet. You’re just early. Don’t worry, happens to everyone.

Always remember that whenever a city makes a terrible deal to pay for a sports arena, there’s a good chance that the deal will only get worse as time goes on.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

Jokes aside, he must be sitting at home laughing his ass off at all of this.

You’ve really got to stop trying to fuck Cousins like that.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

You should’ve seen McCloughan’s

Then you haven’t been a caps fan long enough. I’m 43 and they have tortured me since my childhood. The nats don’t have the longevity yet.

I generally don’t wish personal injury on people, but wow, fuck those neighbors with a rusty cactus.

Stop counting the number of Oriental Americans this man has.

I like Nashville now.

Habeas porpoise

“I learned it from zoo, Dad! I learned it from zoo!”

Don’t know why there’s so much controversy about last night. That catfish is clearly onside.

They won the ‘finishing ahead of Arsenal for once’ trophy. They have to start somewhere, right?

A bass drum...sure.

Yeah, for a minute there I thought he was going to announce his choice was Baylor.

Sounds like a D1 hockey game. It’s definately awesome.