Luckily, he mostly chokes right handed

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

I don’t know that it qualifies as “breaking” news, but yes, he is a major dick.

Should he rap him on the head with a shoe?

Is it just me or 18 months doesn’t seem like that much for this shit?

This is easily the most unwatchable series of the playoffs so far. I’m just gonna assume the Hawks led for the majority of the game then blew it in epic Hawks fashion, Dwight underperformed severely and the Hawks traded their best player to the Cavs during halftime for 3 tickets to game 3 of the Pacers/Cavs…

Oh my god I thought I was the only person in the world who remembered the “Fun Fountain.” Gotta love 80s toys where the likelihood of ending up with a concussion was roughly 50/50.

Jarts are one of the best parts of my childhood.

Or maybe you do. Rule 8.1 says play shall not be stopped until the injured player’s team has secured the puck.

I give the advantage to Gortat in a fight. If there’s any area a Washington professional athlete is proficient, it’s choking.

I gotta give Joe Paterno credit. He’s been able to fend off his attackers much more effectively than Art has, especially the whole dying thing he pulled off.

Somewhere Eddie Lacy is kicking himself for not playing cricket.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

“They didn’t even hack The Right Way!”

I nominate myself for dumbest person in the world. I was staring at the hoop in the middle and it took three times for me to see that there were other hoops.

I ref squirt and peewee leagues. ($36 per game). Even 10-year-old defensemen get salty. I gave a misconduct to a kid for calling me a “fucking asshole” when I caught him buttending an opponent on a faceoff. Since these kids can’t and shouldn’t drop the gloves, you have to drop the hammer. I gave him a major penalty…

Ya, but is Tucker elite?

RIP Georgia Dome. You were almost old enough to rent a car through most major car rental agencies.

‘Cause everybody knows, what African-Americans love most is... soccer.