I was going to say he looks like pedophilic Don Knotts.

“What the hell did I do to deserve that?!?”

Loria
I think they got your number.
I think they’re gonna win this,
while your team keeps going under.
But you really don’t remember?
Miami’s in the red.
Paninis with soggy bread.
Loria?

curse of the gay men’s chorus

Me, if someone had done this to my daughter, I’m off to prison because I’d kill him for sure.

That’s great but where’s the apology for making them attend a Padres game?

I love it... this shmuck tries to commit a heinous crime in broad daylight, only to have the biggest, baddest, fiercest motherfucker to ever come out of Montreal happen to be RIGHT THERE.

(Those on-field anthems aren’t always live.)

Is it weird that my first reaction here was “damn, that’s a fine mop of hair”? It’s not... right?

Letang’s got a few things going in his favor, in terms of potential length of a suspension. One, Johansson came back into the game. Two, he plays for the Penguins. Three, he plays for the Penguins.

Obligatory

It’s that goddamned soft piano and the fact that you know Ranieri could get all sniffly at any moment.

Today and today only, it’s a pity that Margaret Thatcher isn’t still alive and aware enough to see the lies her police and government told about Hillsborough revealed and repudiated before the courts and public.

Fresh like the fandom of 90% of the Blackhawks fanbase.

Funny, you’d think St. Louis would embrace a team like that

Just pretend like it’s the mid-2000s when you weren’t a Blackhawks fan and the pain will go away.

no, but he got the lame laid...

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.