Aesthetically pleasing Bundt:

Klinsmann: “How’s your German?”

If your’re going to quote Nigel de Jong, you should attribute it properly.

He’s way too tall to be Lionel Messi.

As if Sam Allardyce would ever let that glory boy on the pitch.

A booster was ready to foot the bill for whatever postseason tourney they went to, but was turned down by the AD and has since vowed to never give any more money to the program. It is a complete mess over there.

Meanwhile a single tear rolls down Gheorge Muresan’s cheek.

And spelling.

I’m a smart person but I enjoy sometimes switching off and enjoying dumb shit. So I’m sorry.

The other reasons being every other USCHO commenter.

Trouble between Turns 3 and 4!

The Cardinals and their fans are always so butt hurt for no reason whatsoever. I love it.

Madison Bumgarner And Jason Heyward’s Beef Wasn’t Really A Beef At All

Me first! I want to fuck that stadium roof right in its ass!

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

Later on - those gypsies stole some of their wallets...

+100,000,000 Marriott Rewards points

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

of course Marc-Andre Fleury would consider this tactic silly; when he needs a stoppage in play, he usually just allows a soft goal.

He was pretty clearly concussed.

-Dennis Wideman