Always some sort of drama happening with those Gilmour girls

The first sentence on their Wikipedia page sums it up pretty well:

Man, must be something in the water.

That’s because Arsenal will beat Arsenal.

I would call eating 429 wings a bunker buster of its own kind.

#MICDROP

I do believe John Scott just made Gary Bettman his bitch.

Chicken parm, you’re full of drugs.....

“Dad said if Horcoff scores a goal, we get a puppy....aw, shit."

It’s a great day to be Bobby Ryan, but a shitty day to be Bob Ryan.

Stupid kids. Should’ve bet on Phil Kessel and you would’ve gotten a full Husky.

In Russia, blizzard plows you!

I’ve never seen anyone coach the browns

jesus lol, how do you even think of this joke

That’s for you to ask the Flames...

What Ovechkin did to the Rangers should be a crime

Don’t worry Steve, Colombians are very forgiving people. Just ask Andres Escobar.

And we’ll never see the suit that Ray Lewis wore during last night’s pregame again.

Still shot of the incident as it occurred:

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.