They manipulated the ranking to avoid an Alabama vs OU match up in the Cotton Bowl. God forbid Alabama lose in the first round. Now the two best teams (on paper) will play each other and beat each other up. Had Clemson lost yesterday do you think Michigan State would have jumped Oklahoma? I seriously doubt it.

Michigant St. should’ve been the 4. This is manipulated cause the powers that be want an Oklahoma/Bama title game.

Reynolds is currently up to 38% of the vote. Go Deadspin readers!!

Usually it only takes an awkward hug for a Reynolds to disappear from ESPN.

None of this makes any sense! Why would ESPN want to box out a player from a conference they don’t have a business relationship with?

They are a military branch, not a whaling company.

fucking hate you. good job.

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

Sweet. Which costs more, the tub or 210 gallons of LA water?

From the looks of things, Rosen still needs some work figuring out a way through the “Cover 2” defense.

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

Richland County sheriff Leon Lett has already spoken on the incident, telling WIS-TV, “the officer really dropped the ball here.”

Fuck that. Just think how much you’d make if you worked for FIFA? And you’d probably get the BMW for free.

Missionary.

Because of Brown’s association with the team, the 76ers have also been banned from the postseason.

Cleveland Man

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

I held kicks in high school. One day while practicing PATs, our kicker booted the ball as hard as he could, just to see how far it would go. He didn’t aim well, and the ball went straight - not straight up, but straight from the tee. The first object between it and eternity was the bent-over ass of our long snapper.…

Dammit, Raiders. I'm not supposed to like you.