Not only is she a girl, her fucking name is Scout. SCOUT!!!!!

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

The sun was brighter. The grass was greener. Food tasted better.

You live in fucking Canada, bud. Why do you care where the Chargers play?

Dodgers games: 99.9% apathetic fair-weather-fans who just go to games to take an Instagram pic, 0.1% maniacal knife-wielding gang members who want to literally murder you.

Eagles fan here. May I just say... fuck you.

Is that seriously your take on this?

This was a terribly boring episode. A romantic comedy, even. I’ve read the books, I’ve watched every episode multiple times - and this is not what the fans deserved.

A) Why did Arya and Sansa do all that ridiculous back and forth all season if they’re just going to kill Littlefinger for crimes he committed months and years ago? They didn’t have to do ANY of that, but that’s the payoff for why they were being so dumb all season.

I’ve never been more excited for a GOT episode (save for the Red Wedding, perhaps), and I’ve also never been more disappointed. Maybe my expectations were too high. Maybe this show is actually butt.

As soon as Jon said “Dany” I realized how long it’s been since someone on the show actually used that name

That’s it: I love this show, but they just went full shark jumping...

Yeah, what a heads up play.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

Certainly not any of his girlfriends.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

It will go down as a foul ball, but that was almost a sack fly.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

How would Nikki Haley have any idea what Donald Trump will or won’t do in response to anything? He has no set policy on any subject, and he’ll dither between two (or more) contradictory statements before blaming his underlings and the press.