I thought the Browns had a pretty damn good draft (at least on paper) and are set up well to have another high draft pick next year to either get a QB, or use to further deepen their roster and sign someone like Kirk Cousins or Garropolo in free agency.

I, for one, am just glad we still have the CIA to defend our interests in democratic institutions and ideals at home and abroad.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

Pacers were never going to be a serious threat, but after the Cavs complete the sweep Sunday, do we REALLY think that any team in the East can beat the playoffs version of the Cavs in a 7 gamer?

Game 4 is Sunday.

Senators often have lame social media attempts at humor backfire. See, Ted Cruz’s Twitter feed. Better yet, run far far away...

Somebody edits this crap?

#RacistShitheads>#STLCards

Same for me. But only because I have no retirement savings and will probably work until I drop dead anyway.

I’ve made this argument on Jez to much (obvious) contention but really, I just don’t think comedy is for progressives. Modern progressives are too sensitive and go into viewing entertainment with a list of boxes to check for groups and subgroups and sub-subgroups that shouldn’t be “offended.”

How mature and brave of you. Does your arm get tired from patting yourself on the back for such heroism? I deplore the president but his saying “give him a chance” is not an admission of support. By no means deplorable enough to never listen to a historically great comic again.

“Lawyer does job”

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

great, that can can be your obituary

Your points are all correct regarding Betances’ true value. The problem, however, is that arbitration is a finicky process, and as mentioned in the article, is unfairly biased in favor of the teams. As such, it rarely reflects a player’s true value and instead aligns moreso with antiquated shit like saves.

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

26?!!! You are either out of your mind, using the absolute worst TP on the planet, or both. Get some halfway decent stuff and you should be fine with 3-4.