Jesus, Deadspin. If you're going to fuck over Jeter to this degree, the least you could do is give him the gift basket.

I feel like when someone dies unjustly, even the shittiest sites, where commenters like to joke about everything, could show some humility and just be nice. If even for just 24 hours.

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

Maybe the tiger provoked it.

I know we no longer require commenters to be funny or have a point, but can we at least require the writers to do so?

oh no, the baseball hall is cheating in order to screw over the cheaters from the PED era. Cry me a river

Such a shame to see Blackmon throw his career away to drugs. Why couldn't he just beat his fiancée instead?

go fuck yourself.

The only move one needs to memorize in Shaq Fu is how to turn that piece of shit off.

I saw this earlier they just filmed like 50 of these and deleted the ones that didn't come true

The awkwardness actually gave me cancer.

I wouldn't expect you liberal Gawker media types to understand the nuances and proclivities of American history and exceptionalism, so let me explain. What better month than July to commemorate a Patriot's celebration of the 2nd Amendment and the right to stalk people out of a bar before executing them for spilling a…

Springer is the next Stanton?! Hilarious. Springer is two months OLDER than Stanton

[Nationals GM Mike] Rizzo called [Luhnow] to inquire on Harrell. JL told him we would still need a headliner like Giolito because we still value Harrell highly. Rizzo did not respond immediately.

You'll see a lot of "this is why soccer isn't popular in the U.S." comments during the World Cup but this game is why that's true. The WC games haven't gotten the ratings they have because soccer they've gotten the ratings they have because patriotism. Americans will never fall in love with a sport on a day to day…

Fuck. That was his money-wiring arm.

Maybe it might make us give a crap about foothockey.

My wife would watch the video of the Columbia v US match and say, with a straight face, that she doesn't see any difference between that and HD TV. I. Just. Don't. Fucking. Get. It.

Relax girls, you're both pretty.

1. Irrational hate is the right of every sports fan and neither you nor Deadspin will ever be able to do anything about it, nor should you.