Fuck. That was his money-wiring arm.

Maybe it might make us give a crap about foothockey.

My wife would watch the video of the Columbia v US match and say, with a straight face, that she doesn't see any difference between that and HD TV. I. Just. Don't. Fucking. Get. It.

Relax girls, you're both pretty.

1. Irrational hate is the right of every sports fan and neither you nor Deadspin will ever be able to do anything about it, nor should you.

THIS IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA. YOU DON'T SEE GREG SCHIANO STAYING HOME SO HE CAN CARE FOR HIS WIFE, TERRI. AND SHE'S IN A DAMN COMA! SMH!1!

If Murray starts his run from center ice at MSG right now he might be able to make it Henrik by the 3rd period of game 4.

Jesus, shut up.

Good luck to the Canadians if they want to rough up Kreider. He's the biggest, fastest and meanest player on the ice right now.

1,442 words to state what every Flyers fan can say in 3:

Images like the one of Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend really make me question the life I've chosen to live for myself. Sam reminds me of myself in many ways, and I wonder if, by simply saying a few words, I could open the door to a new, happier, more fulfilling reality. Because I've spent so much money on…

That this is even being debated it a joke. Anyone who has played baseball, watched baseball, 'fill in the blank' baseball...this is by ruling 'a hit'.

How about FUCK YOU!

Never change, Pop. You God damn national treasure, you.

Acted like he was Barry Bonds, got his ass beat and ran away like a bitch. If he just ran he would have gotten an inside the park HR.

Yes, it's almost as if I was taking what is a sentiment commonly expressed during discussions of one black man hurting another black man, but then instead made it about white men in an attempt at what scientists have termed "satire." I apologize for the confusion, but appreciate your quick racism.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

White people.

Shut the fuck up.

Deadspin has to quit it with collecting random reactions on Twitter. Yes, out of millions of people there will be people with views you don't like. Yawn. It's the Internet.