"Call it a “casserole” or a “meat cake,” but “pizza” is stretching it."

"Rock star"? When did Obama start taking guitar lessons?

Braggart.

There's on last (little) thing that needs to be done…

I was terribly disappointed in Klosterman's book. I could never get a handle on it. It just seemed a spiral of despairing thoughts and pothead-type realizations ("what if it IS all a matrix, man?") I could barely finish it. He needs to get back to writing about Ratt or Cinderella or something.

That's an excellent point, and one too easy to forget. There's tons of shlock going back to the beginning of the medium, stuff that sits in vaults, perhaps released in VHS but never on DVD, or even just destroyed that we just aren't cognizant of. We tend to think it was all Citizen Kane and the Godfather in past…

I drink this monster egg-nog that my brother makes with lighter fluid.

Brilliant! Praise your original thinking to the high heavens! I have been pwned.

If you're angry at Colin Jost, and not at the ignorant, easily manipulated morons who can be taken advantage of by the Republican Party, your anger is misguided.

No doubt Diamond Joe is behind it. There's no way he'd let a kickass rocker like Vince Neil participate in a snoozefest like that.

For me the answer is easy - ABBA.

No he didn't. He's from Austria, which was never a part of the Eastern Bloc.

No, the Dixie Carter of Designing Women fame died a few years ago.

Adam West and Burt Ward. I'm not kidding. Every and any other version of Batman and Robin has been lame and boring. Oooh, so dark and brooding! Blah.

I kind of figured that Ratner just scrambled to get whatever Zeppelin tape he could find. It would have been too on point he'd played Misty Mountain Hop.

I kind of figured that Ratner just scrambled to get whatever Zeppelin tape he could find. It would have been too on point he'd played Misty Mountain Hop.