My dad is really good at getting cigarettes for an extensive period of time.

Jesus. You have to be a special level of white to even consider the possibility that a country built on whiteness, with whiteness as it’s beating heart and soul since Day One, bent on preserving white superiority, is somehow now seeing that whiteness threatened...not by people vying for that superiority, but for…

Al Swearengen is the fucking Picasso of cursing. This drip of tit spittle is little more than a feeble cocked vulgarian.

“If the CDC recommends schools not send home kids for lice — and the present policy is moving towards never sending kids home at all — shouldn’t an airline let a kid complete his travel home with his family?”

“At the end of the Bark at The Park day the Oakland Coliseum was left awash in feces, making it no different than any other day at the Oakland Coliseum.”

Man, Ken Rosenthal really needs a publishing platform ...

Not many people know this but KatyPerrysBootyHole is actually Tim Kurkjian

Sadly, this is as close as many cyclists will ever come to wearing a yellow jersey…

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

As far back as 2015 the Bucks were interested in Rambis when he was working for the Knicks. He was Milwaukee’s first choice long ago.

there were several candidates, but it turned out to be a one horst race

Just remember, there’s no bigger loser than the guy who acts like his hometown’s team’s success is some reflection on him.

Mariners fans have learned it’s best to never have hope.

Nah, I think there is one even more annoying. The one you are in.

i feel like that’s pointedly facetious, joh.

And I have to Craigslist to find a woman to hit me and spit on me. Some guys get all the luck.

Considering Russo’s run, I’m not really surprised that he would not consider women at all when discussing wrestling audiences.

Yup, a milder PSA about the benefits of not wearing seat belts is definitely the way to go.

But see you’re probably not even close to moderate. You’re probably 70/30 conservative...you just like hiding under the umbrella of the word ‘moderate’, so you can have your cake and eat it too.

Honestly, people like you are are the worst, because you’re afraid to actually admit who you are.

And that’s why “moderates” are absolutely as culpable for the current state of affairs as the left and the right. They’re so desperate to maintain their illusion that “both sides are the same” that they see the right’s fears that Obama would do things that they completely made up themselves and the left’s fears that…