So you’re saying he wouldn’t fit in with their culture?

Again, Beaver Stadium should be demolished, the earth it sat on salted and Penn State should never play a down ever again. Should. But nobody in Happy Valley or Indianapolis who ever was or will be in a position to do the right thing will ever have the decency to do it.

I’m waiting for a third horse to jump in this race.

Getting tired of bloated, entitled old white dude CEOs with 7 figure worth and not an ounce of brains

You’ve got an extraneous “ing business” in that sentence.

“What’s a roof?”

Guessing his agent is Paul Heyman?

Could there be a better example of this astute observation?

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

I’m guessing sitting in a parked Volt playing Mario Kart is probably a better experience than driving one.

Under the terms of the contract, though, if he’s still on the team tomorrow, he owes the Bears $4 million.

If you have not seen Better Off Ted, binge it now. Totally hilarious with excellent cast.

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

She’s rude even to her own husband, you know:

Wayne LaPierre would have 100% blamed the murders of Thomas and Martha Wayne on the fact that they were unarmed.

So your problem is that The Simpsons took Steinbrenner’s actual beef with Mattingly and, via the magic of television, transformed it into a similar but even more absurd beef with Mr. Burns? That seems like a strange thing to be annoyed with, but to each his own, I guess.

In the Yankees’ sleep room, everyone receives a gift basket when they wake up and leave

So she’s suggesting that people physically assault people concerned about sexual assaults?

Did you get to keep all fifty bucks, or did you have to spend some on Officially Licensed Apparel?