mewling mayoboy

These are the same people who think president Trump can fix everything by decree. This analogy won’t work by someone who doesn’t understand the branches of government and has never heard of the power of the purse.

Right before the debates, when Trump had essentially pulled even, I ranted/pleaded for Hillary to step up her game. I was incredulous that despite her experience and resources, she couldn’t take Trump down. I really thought she and her campaign were blowing it.

I don’t know if she does it in every speech, but I love that Michelle does not even deign to mention Trump’s name when she speaks. He’s so contemptible, she refuses to acknowledge him beyond the label “their candidate.” Exquisite.

My big takeaway from reading leaked emails has been mostly that Hillary and Chelsea are adorable together and she sounds like a very loving and supportive mom. I want all the Michelle Obama, of course, but I really like Hillary with Chelsea as well.

Never thought I would miss Mitt Romney.

My favorite is Obama with the baby Pope. One day he and Michelle are going to be the best grandparents ever.

I miss him so much already, sometimes it makes me heartsick.

Barack’s pictures with children and his genuine delight interacting with them is one of the 1,000 things I will miss about him.

And now, your Friday feels:

That’s what scares me most! I’d rather November never come and we could just keep Obama forever.

I personally hope even after the election more and more shit keeps coming out about him. He doesn’t just deserve to lose, he deserves to have his life upended.

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

Selecting disabled kids out of the population may actually be unethical on a eugenics level, but the way to deal with that is providing proper support for those kids and watching women choose to have them as a result. You can’t make individual women shoulder the burden of raising these kids—it’s an ethical issue with…

Just a quick question, are you one of those people who always flushes the toilet with the lid closed because you’re afraid of getting fecal bacteria on your toothbrush?

Jennifer Aniston needs to get W magazine on the line for a family-themed photo shoot with Justin and her dogs pronto.

But Viagra remains exempt in California Hopefully somebody will orchestrate a “bleed in” where we sit down and menstruate all over his chairs.

I’m pretty sure two of the cats who belong to are taken care of by my wife and I are capable of world domination plots. They always look like they’re thinking and/or judging.