Bojack Horseman on Netflix. Yes, the cartoon about the talking horse. It somehow manages to be the most complex, beautiful and feminist thing on television.

Is this true? I think that Kaia Gerber looks more like Rachel Bilson than her mom. Like I cannot tell them apart. Team GEtty on this one.

Nope. Not weird. Mayo squicks me out too. *shudder*

I just don’t understand why these people can’t use the word “some.” It would fix everything. “Some men are very visual.” Great! My response would be “it sounds like your husband is one of those men, Miranda! I’m glad you guys know each other’s likes and dislikes! That’s an important component in a marriage!” Instead,…

TBH i think it’s more like they’re both very vain, money loving assholes. and Miranda’s been training herself for this moment her whole life—lest we forget the shady Malaysian billionaire fiasco—and I get the feeling she’s 1000% on to something about uberrich men when money, toxic masculinity, and ego come together to…

And because maybe he’s ready to come home from work, take off his suit, and get in touch with his “feminine”

Miranda Kerr is so naive. Honey, you could put on a badass pantsuit, put your hair in a tight French twist, recite the Feminine Mystique, and boss your husband around when he comes home from work, and he’d still fuck you because you’re an attractive super model.

I believe it was PT Barnum that said “There’s a Trump supporter born every minute.”

At least you can poop in a MAGA hat.

In other words, busywork. If you’re being  taught a skill that’s already been automated, you’re wasting your time.

Man, do I look great in flares! They make it look like I have a booty, somehow. Denim magic, clearly.

I don’t know how bright I am, but an aid at Roy Fucking Blunt’s office called me ‘shrieky.’ I’ll accept it.

This is something often said about Pedro Almodóvar. That his response to the aftermath of the Franco dictatorship was to never revisit any of it in his films. Never mention it. Never allude to it. Never allow it to repress him or his work, ever again. Not give even dead Franco this satisfaction.

Did anybody actually watch the video of that insane clusterfuck in the Oval Office? The one where some chanting preacher was dramatically invoking Jesus’ name and thanking God for Trump and Pence and for giving the President the wisdom to call for a national day of prayer, and a woman appeared to be weeping,…

They have a closet full of animatronic blondes. Wait, band name?

Because even if she’s an ax murderer, she’s still the kid’s mom and the kid will love her in some way no matter what? And if you tell your kid that mom sucks, the kid likely will worry that they 50% suck by being half mom. Kids are little sponges and even if that’s not how you mean it, it’s how they may internalize.

Best interests of the kid matter first and foremost. LW cannot cut him out of their lives. It’s not really about what anyone “deserves” so much as what you have to do practically to maintain both boundaries and a coparenting relationship. I completely agree that LW needs to boot him from her house, but it is…

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

I impulse-bought some chocolate ice cream with added chocolate last night, sadly named Breakup Brownie. I feel like I’ve been dumped by my country, like, the week before prom. I’m stuck with an unflattering green dress and a wilting corsage in the fridge and this damned ice cream, and I’m a cisgender white dude so at…