I think it’s because she went from ‘christian rebel’ to ‘fuckable cupcake’ to ‘bouncy sport mascot’ to ‘political prop’ and now she’s just a regular pop star without a schtick. She needs a theme.

Is this where I say I’ve never heard of half these people? I’m actually astonished how many I do know. Paris Jackson’s look was my top pick, followed by Millie Bobby. Everything else was rather dull. Amber Rose looks 100x better without hair.

Houston is fourth largest city in the country. Soon to be 3rd. It’s the most ethnically diverse city in the country. We always have a democrat mayor. We fairly reliably vote blue (as do almost all urban areas of Texas- San Antonio, Austin, Dallas & El Paso). You know shit about Texas other than dumb stereotypes. I…

I’m a long time lurker who lives about 30 miles south of downtown. This is worse than Ike and Allison. I’m trying to stay calm for my child but we have a long road to go before the water recedes. They’re evacuating hospitals in our med center and had helicopter rescues in my old neighborhood. I’m in a safe location…

Can you not right now? Texas is a purple state that goes red because it’s gerrymandered to hell and back. It’s also home to Houston, the most diverse major city in the country, which is also getting hit the hardest.

my family has gotten like three calls from family/friends outside of Texas who are like ‘omg are you safe’

don’t tar us all with the bad acts of our state leaders. we’re trying to vote them out and thwart their actions.

No, that would be out of the stupid, ignorant people’s handbook because surprise...Spanish people ARE white. Leave it to a conservative to make uneducated statements and feel like they “got ya now”!

That’s ok. We’ve all “Collaborated in a cross-functional organization in order to create synergy.”

I had no idea that ‘ratfucking’ is a word.

No. Thats dudes life was NOT fucked up. You know whose lives have been fucked up. Black people.

Absolutely. You’re right. Doxxing is dangerous. I mean it literally when I say that this is not doxxing. This is a more effective version of milk cartons and wanted posters. This isn’t trying to root out the identity of someone who anonymously said some shit you didn’t like online. These pictures aren’t being posted…

I wrote my honours thesis on this quotation! At Harvard-Oxford on the Thames.

“This post deserves all of the stars.”

Good people on both sides.

Goddess grant me the confidence and hubris of a completely, mediocre white dude.

I don’t know what to think. On the one hand you have the Dalai Lama. On the other a man whose own father is calling him a liar.

There’s a spot open at the Bureau of Indian Affairs (Zinke hasn’t appointed a secretary yet).

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