Skunks will kill rattlesnakes. One killed one outside my tent by a lake a few years ago, we smelled and heard the whole thing and the thrashed bit up snake body remains were about 5 feet from our tent in the morning. I really really dislike my exhusband cause he’s the worst. I hate snakes.

I live in Australia. I’ll kill whatever the fuck I want before it kills me.

Have you lopped the first knuckle of every finger off yet? Not until then.

Solid troll comment.

Yeah, the influx of “new-blood” Tea Party Republicans was great.

Posted elsewhere, as well, but I’ve been thinking recently that at some point Trump is going to start believing this is true and woe be to Pence the day that happens.

As an adult you get to choose what kind of relationship you have with others, parents included

Hatefucking can be wonderful, but in this case, given the state of our world and the stakes that we all face: Lysistrata his ass.

The CEO of a Silicon Valley company wrote a blog from a home computer unaware it could be traced back to him? How the fuck does someone that stupid get put in as a CEO of anything outside of a Trump appointment?

This tweet from Mooch is so patronizing I actually thought it was a fake tweet from Masshole James.

The cherry on my rage sundae came (not for the first time) from Sarah Huckabee-Sanders’ mush-mouth delivery. It’s like she’s unable to open her mouth wide enough to pronounce words.

Beautifully said. Discrimination towards any group of Americans and a president trying to take their rights away is a huge issue that people need to take notice of. Are there other awful things happening simultaneously? Absolutely. There always are, especially with this clown car administration. But this is a pretty…

Also I’d like to show my LGBTQ brothers and sisters that they fucking MATTER. They are human beings and not a political tool and I’ll be damned if I stand by silently and tell them to wait for the respect they deserve until we get this Russia thing figured out. I’m not one of the prosecutors so I can focus on any damn…

I can’t take it as a significant insult, if only because I’m sure he had no clue about the significance of the date, the definition of the word “desegregate”, or who tf Truman was.

No more boner pills! Your limp dicks are God’s will!

Starred for the sentiment and for “fries my taters.”

Trump keeps making me think of that great Game of Thrones exchange between Tyrion and Joffrey:

I’ve mentioned this a few other places, but it really fries my taters that Trump announced this ban on the 69th anniversary of Truman’s Executive Order to desegregate the military.

In an interview on the local news, a trans Navy veteran said, “We’re getting this from someone who claimed bone spurs to avoid the Vietnam war, then got miraculously cured when he saw a golf course.” Pretty good.

lol I enjoy your facts like they matter. You are still way more likely to get murdered by someone you know than by a terrorist but travel bans for safety y’all!!