:scribbles this down, puts in wallet for self-esteem emergencies:

You just walk out the door in it and give everyone a thrill, because the circus comes to town everyday now muthafuckas!

you could always put dat cookie down and get to the gym, become more charming, and marry for money. but that takes work

Finally saw WW and, despite some gripes, I loved it. Too much slo-mo, too long, how those guys see her fight like she does and not believe her when she talks about Ares, why’d it have to be the love for a man to flip her god switch, I get that she’s naive to the ways of the “modern” human world (and that it provided…

I’m convinced the dossier is real. On its own it might have its problems and it’s of course silly to accept it without more corroboration, but Trump talked so much about it in that interview, and stressed so hard that it was totally gross and definitely made up, that I’m now 99.9% certain it’s entirely real.

You ever see those Russian dashcam videos? This is like that.

My stepson recently cited Nirvana as his evidence of him being really into “classic rock,” and my stepdaughter asked me where I was on 9/11 as a school project, and I haven’t decided which bothered me more.

I’m right there with you. I went back to school a couple years ago (I’m 32), and at first I happily didn’t feel that much older than the kids 10 years younger than me. Until they said they were in first grade on 9/11 and they didn’t really remember that day. I went from the fun older sister to the ancient gnarled…

Re: Trump: some of the comments I have seen in political arguing online state some version of the following- “I may or may not agree or like what Trump is doing, but BOY DO I LOVE SEEING THE LIBERALS IN PAIN!” If someone makes an important decision (who to vote for) that they actually feel somewhat ambivalent about…

Let’s hope they don’t straightwash this one (like the crappy Channing Tatum movies where every other word was “bro’”). I knew several of the Chippendales dancers from the original club on La Cienega in WeHo. There was very little straight action going on offstage (kudos to how effectively they played to the mostly…

If the son’s a twit, you must acquit!

Not initially. Trust me, you are too fucking overconfident about this. Years back, I gained a bunch of weight due to an illness — then lost it all and more in a few months time from a secondary illness. I spent at least a year dealing with people gushing over my weight loss and wanting to know my dieting tips (almost…

It’s making me infinitely less productive at work because in my brain I’m like “WHY AM I DOING THIS THE COUNTRY IS FALLING APART IT’S POINTLESS” and it’s distracting 100% of the time.

He literally does this every time he shows up in the comments. I have no idea who the fuck ungreyed his dumbass.

Dismiss that dirtbag calling you hysterical and accusing you of “throwing a fit.”

Fuck you for being hysterical.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuuuuuuuuuuuck you. I am not “hysterical” though it’s really, REALLY goddamn fitting that you’d use that term in this situation. It says a lot. I am FUCKING MAD. Know the goddamn difference. And yes, you ARE normalizing this behavior by basically saying it’s no big deal. It’s no big deal to make a…

WE COULD HAVE HAD THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS COUNTRY.

“You are as devoid of life and consciousness as the tissue I had removed”

If only there was a law that required men to obtain a woman’s permission before intercourse...