As someone who works for an organization that does large scale events in other countries... I can’t seem to understand how this happened unless it was deliberately a scam. Like, this is the shit you catch in the advance trip. This isn’t just the organizer’s fault, this is down-the-line incompetence. I cannot imagine a…

It’s kind of remarkable he even made it as far as he did. I can’t believe he was able to entertain serious discussions with anyone without a reputable production company on board. Were people just afraid to tell Ja Rule and this guy no?

That’s the whole problem. He needs to begin planning for next year, today! Event Planning 101. And just ‘loving’ stuff doesn’t mean you’re good at it. I love tennis but Serena’s unborn child could beat me.

It’s almost as if a rich white guy thinks he can pull something off without any experience or knowledge of how to do it...

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

Nice to see Peter Thiel commenting here! Good job burying the most cynical part in the middle.

Thomas D. Homan. Thomas Dee Ho-man. Thomas The Human.

How is pranking these assholes hurting victims?

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

The protagonist is seemingly transfixed on…a small expository detail…that occurred chronologically before the film even begins. Why is he transfixed on this tiny detail, the importance of which is never explained to the audience?

The fact that they can sit around and discuss how terrible Rob and Chyna’s relationship is (even though it is) really confuses me.

I think I’m going to start referring to Sessions as “a less masculine Lindsey Graham” its both accurate and really seems to bug conservatives.

Somewhere out there, Aimee Osbourne is thinking, “Rob, it didn’t have to be this way.”

What Kendall is doing is surprisingly savage.

“I laughed so hard I pooped. That’s why I pooped.” ~Eric Trump

Still convinced he abuses prescription amphetamines. I feel like he’d see himself as too sophisticated for coke but could easily convince himself some uppers from a doctor are a-ok.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

I’m pregnant with my first and have already prepped my best “twilight sleep” jokes for birthing class. How do I find mom friends like you? What is their habitat like? Are they good at camouflage? Is there a special password I need to be aware of? Thanks in advance.

When women start doing that to me, and hit them with the “ehn, mine’s a little on the slow side, but he’s sweet and happy, but I drank like a fish through most of my pregnancy, so [shrug!]”

I’d do the same, but I’m pretty sure the IUD string would hang out of one of my nostrils.