“Some of my best friends have children.”

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

Story did not disappoint. (also from Dallas!)

I live in Dallas, TX. Years ago, Dallas had only one area code, 214. Eventually, they expanded and added a second area code, 972 and thus they began requiring 10-digit dialing instead of just 7 digits. If you forgot to dial the area code and just dialed the last 7 digits, it was random as to whether you would be…

See also the hidden fuckery with various federal databases in addition to the census. This bill for instance passed quietly a few months back and forbids collecting race as a datum in affordable housing. Oh, and it forbids federal funding (NSF) from being used to study geospatial issues in housing.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

You have no idea how much I hate that I’m here telling you that your plan is brilliant and thank you for caring about your kiddos so much. Also considering carrying a couple lollipops in my purse just in case I need to keep my own kids quiet in an emergency sometime.

OMG, those columns are the worst. I want the grumpy gardener to weigh in on them.

Jenna Bush is bad on Today but I am more offended by her roving editor (or whateverthefuck) “columns” in Southern Living. Southern Living is like my Bible, and when Jenna says shit like, “I like to wear shorts in summer because it’s hot,” I want to commit murder.

My guess is that, at his age, he needs reading glasses and is too vain to wear them.

And when, inevitably, the filibuster is abolished for legislation too, the Senate will essentially be no different than the House. So, how about we get rid of the electoral college and show these bastards the true tyranny of the majority. New York and California will use their sheer numbers to crush the flyover states…

Why do we expect more from her than any of the other people involved in this administration? We don’t accuse others of being “complicit” because clearly they are happy participants...why do we expect women to be morally more pure? Part of equality is the equal capacity to be a shithead.

My husband will go ballistic if you interrupt him, but he interrupts me twice as much and doesn’t realize it. Same goes for eye rolling.

I think there is some merit to that, but I also think that if the “part of life” things were a solid enough justification, we’d see a lot more of people doing random, everyday shit in film even though it has no connection to the plot. Sure, getting groceries or having lunch with friends is a part of life, but there’s…

Counterpoint: he’s a great actor & was amazing in The Lobster.

I have been interrupted mid-sentence by men telling me I was not allowed to interrupt other people when I had not, in fact, interrupted anyone. When we try to talk like men, we get loudly reprimanded for it and thought of as a mouthy bitch.

Perhaps esteemed Kinja user thepictureofduriangray could assist you with this.

“The most any woman interrupted a male justice was seven times.” I would like to know more about this woman pls