These players are great and I hope they get sucked off tonight like they should.

My guess:

It’s also worth noting that Lauren Cohen, aka Maggie, had the worst reaction of the bunch on that piece. I’m with you, I think Maggie is getting the business end of Lucille, and it’s going to be what fully breaks Glenn.

Dude is 69 years old and doing 300+ mph, I feel like a loser

Well, this is depressing.

Jesus fucking Christ. Just find new coaches. Quit recycling the same shitty people. Stupid risk averse league.

If I see a guy dressed in all black wearing a mask videoing a well known tourist spot and he’s wearing a back pack....someone is being called to at least do a quick search.

I drew a dick in white-out on a girl named Brittany’s dark blue, monogrammed backpack in 7th grade (using the B as the balls and drawing the shaft out to the left behind it, of course) and got suspended for three weeks. My dad made me mow the lawn every single day because he didn’t know how else to punish me. It was a…

I have red-green colorblindness, the problem is best explained as one of desaturation. There’s not enough pop on some shades of red or green. Add in factors like smaller or distant screens, tired eyeballs and it’s a mess. What really fucks it up here is both teams are wearing white helmets.

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.

Passionate fan or guy who bet $10,000 on Michigan to win?

I thought the Dez Bryant ball was a catch. I thought the Calvin Johnson ball was a catch. I did not think this was a catch. The NFL is just fucking with us.

Yo, NASCAR- are you paying attention?

Is that guys name Jack off or Jack Goff? I can’t keep a straight face when they say that.

Hmmm let me see. Pickup truck? check. Switching lanes with no signal? check. Getting all pissy because “Gerdimmit im in a big ass truck you respect me and let me merge into that lane boy”? check. Continuing to overcompensate for shortcomings by generally being “that guy” and send said pickup into the air like the good…