Pikasupra, or Pikachupra?

If you’re that confident on C7 values, I’d jump on that because right now you can get them for stupid cheap from Kerbeck or MacMulkin.  

Wait until Hennessy gets their hands on one

Some people really want a hardcore road car as a DD. Source: Guy who dailies an Exige S.

We use the word “compromise” when we don’t like the result.  Otherwise, the word is “versatile”.

I bought a 2010 a little over a year ago. The car has some silly (and even stupid) quirks, but overall it is the bee’s knees.

“Amateurs”

Desire for a Cayman increasing. Money decreasing

Try that in Detroit.

17" with taller sidewalls is the limit. I don’t even run the 19" that came with my car, I swapped those out ASAP for 17" with a taller sidewall.

They look better and the ride is softer on our Michigan 3rd world nation suffering a civil war style roads.

Pizza, sex... and Saabs. Even when it’s bad, it’s still good.

Read my full user name. I have a 2011 BMW with 120k miles and a 2012 Land Rover with 110k miles - both have been perfectly reliable with maintenance. 

It’s no longer 2004. 

I’m going to give you another suggestion, something different:

Op: doesn’t want to make a poor life choice

ehehehehehehehehe “reliable” ehehehehehehehehe if this man isn’t willing to spend the money to keep an ageing Panther body on the road then a P2 R car is certainly the wrong choice...

Don’t kink shame.

“I am a 6'7", 350-pound burly guy with a big beard and a love for small cars.”

Your boyfriend bought a Golf R with a DSG instead of a 6MT. Boo.

Isdera trunk?

I’ve seen AP Chem students and college engineering and physics majors do this same dumb kind of shit. Some people just don’t think carefully before they act and need to get bit hard by reality before they truly understand the concept of consequences.