dacan23
Dacan
dacan23

My favorite bit of Tesla cultists is they are often also rabid anti-Apple tech geeks who will be quick to call out Steve Jobs for being more of a product manager and salesman than an inventor...which is exactly what Elon Musk is. Elon isn’t designing Tesla cars or SpaceX rockets. He just barks out the general idea of

Why isnt the Tesla Cultists #1? Sure that Elio is a disaster. Could of at least made Tesla Cultists 1a and the Elio 1b with no #2.

Police: “Hey, where you going with that tuba”?

Neutral: Yeah I’m going to get 2 overpriced SUVs that compliments my Frank Lloyd Wright designed home. And my money hungry trophy wifey picks the truck.

Developing a car: hundreds of millions of dollars.

This. Stock value means nothing to the actual health of a business.  It’s just investors propping it up. 

5th Gear:

Yup, I voted for Thanos too.

Tubes!

OH HELL NO. WE CORRECT YOU. HATE. MAIL. ONTHEMOTHERFUCKINGWAY.

Their you halve it. An other peace, wear the average, person demonstrates they’re inability, to, write, affectively. You’re points are valid, but still, its a shame to sea.

“Seat belts in the affected vehicles could, in the right conditions, end up causing a fire.”

This is at least the third time I’ve heard of incendiary issues from belt pretensioners. Sounds like they’re being pretty proactive about it, at least.

Can you do an article on those red sign thingies next? The ones that say ‘stop’ in them. What are those all about?

*Torch waves hand* “This is not the quality content you’re looking for...”

Do you say “now witness the firepower of this fully battered and operational waffle maker” each time you use it?

Guaranteed that cologne and that beer are the same product in different packages.

2nd gear.  I am shocked there was enough money at Nissan to make it worth stealing   It’s like when I read the news and find some janky gas station I forgot was still open was robbed and I hear the thieves got away with $8.73 and 3 dusty bottles of MD20/20.