Football is back, baby!

It’s important to remember their names because they don’t.

Trying to imagine any other manufacturer of consumer goods putting on such a self-indulgent, self-congratulatory, and self-important farce of a launch for a barely-different new model is hilarious. “Ford Focus SEL - Now with improved dampening rates because we are BOLD and COURAGEOUS and WE ARE THE FUTURE” Apple as a…

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

Don’t ask Rodney Harrison...

The NFL? Disingenuous?! HOW DARE YOU!

Jimmy Fallon is tricked into eating a poison pill and has a minute to say something not-phony for an antidote pill or die.

On the networks, yes. Conan, on the other hand, is excellent. When he gets out and interacts with people, he’s the king. Drivers ed with Ice Cube and Kevin Hart and his trips to Cuba and the Koreas and Clueless Gamer are great examples.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

I plan to cover it how I do most Grand Tours, which is to say a recap or two and updates on funny shit.

Keep with the cycling posts man! For the three of us that read them. La Vuelta is always jolly good mountain fun.

Oh Literal Phil.

What the fuck are you doin Phil

Doesn’t look like he’s struggling at the plate.

looks like you’ve got the long game

Don’t get me started down the Raygun rabbit hole. Des Moines: Hell Yes.

Pacquiao: No more talk! It’s time for me to fight drugs!

She was trying to protect herself from running head first into a tree by getting sideways but that wasn’t working so most likely she grabbed both brakes in a panic and therefore went over the front when her front brake locked up.