Those fans can’t melt real teams!

I’ll “well, actually” your joke and point out that people of Scandinavian descent have some of the lowest levels of lactose intolerance around the world, donchaknow.

And other times you can see a wife-beater right through a uniform

And while 5 OSU won and likely becomes a solid top four holder now, 10 Penn State actually controls the path to the Big Ten East title and conference title game spot. That could be against Wisconsin, who is behind OSU but ahead of PSU in the CFP rankings. If all three win out, or at least OSU and PSU, how can you…

I’m going to miss all the Spanish highlights of our sports.

nah

Nah, older guys with grey beards on recumbent bikes at the beach is futon territory. Cyclocross is hammock land.

Never thought I’d say this, but those poor politicians....

For a guy who’s maybe never met a dog, he excels at whining like a little bitch.

Totally with you on this one!

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Every time I almost feel sorry for Indians fans I see pictures like that one woman gingerly clutching her Chief Wahoo board and then I’m just so happy they lost. Fuck them.

Nah.

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

Only one of them has to sell shirts to compensate for his non-guaranteed contract and shorter average career, not to mention likely long-term neurological damage.

This is an incorrect take.

you go to a junior collenge

ya