The very first scene in both the show and the books involved frozen zombies arranging human and horse parts into a spiral. The fantasy aspect was always there, and the Children of the Forest were as well.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

*Because he’s fat, you see.

The Sperrys, Vineyard Vines pavilion (seriously, WTF is that? Was their party sponsored by them or some shit?) and pastel shirts do not lead you to the conclusion that this was not a celebration of the Bro? You must not have gone to college in the Mid-Atlantic or Northeast. This is the embodiment of Bro.

Vineyard Vines: For when you want to drink yourself stupid, throw a failed slow-motion haymaker, and get kicked in the neck...all while dressed like the preschooler with the coolest mom.

Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

Oh sure, they won’t let a murderer on their shows anymore, but they’re fine with a guy who mooned all of Green Bay.

I haven’t seen a point guard look that mangled on a bike since Jay Williams.

Connor Cook’s dad always calls the POTUS “Barack HUSSEIN O'Bummer".

Nonsensical Kinja.

Well he certainly didn’t turn himself into a NFL QB.

There’s always next game!

I can’t wait to watch tomorrow. This race and the Tour of Flanders are my two favorites of the year.

It will be broadcast, from start to finish, on NBCSN!

BUY BUY BUY

Mr Hogan, when will you be firing Marchman?

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

It's EQS this year :-)