A hare in your pasta you say?

I have way, WAY less if an issue with ambient restaurant noise, like plates and people talking, and far more of an issue with restaurants that blast music at a volume where it’s hard to hear someone sitting across from you. 

The fact that we’re not constantly tasting our sweaty balls all summer is all the proof I need to know these guys are lying. 

I look forward to the internet discovering how many taste buds are in the anus and jumping right into action without thinking about all the things you already know you can’t taste that way.

Tasticles.

That’s stupid. I do it because I want to not because the internet told me to.

the only thing mine have ever “tasted” was the result of me not washing my hands thoroughly enough after slicing jalapenos and habaneros.

Bill’s increasingly desperate attempts to quit the advertising industry continued to make him ever more successful in it.

God, what I’d give to have sit in on this marketing agency meeting. I want so bad to meet the guy who first said “...what if we killed him?”.

What the fuck is happening

Maybe her kink is teasing and withholding? 

Dear Wannabe Cuck,

Sorry.

The first few after Twin XL should have a single figure on it that signifies “Single, but optimistic.”

I disagree, half the islands will be full and the other side will be 1/2 or less the people. I go where ever is shortest line. Of course I will pick the side that matches first but I am not going to wait for it.

Don’t pull thru if you’re stopping to shop at Costco, you’re only making it more difficult to load your 24 pack of pianos in the hatch.

I’m pro pull-through, but I’ve been on the receiving end of an asshole who pulls through just as I’m about to pull in and he just shrugs and walks away. Basically don’t be a dick, if someone is trying to get into that spot when you’re about to pull through just back up and take the first spot instead.

I drive a truck, so...

Only for perpendicular parking.  If the lot is angle parking; you will pull out and be going the wrong way down the aisle.