There is also the possibility of repairing the UCL with surgery rather than a full Tommy John surgery, which is replacing it. That would be the middle ground between rest and TJ surgery, but of course it's up to the surgeon. Mariano Rivera had a frayed UCL repaired by Dr. Frank Jobe in 1992, and I kinda think it…

I'd defend Deadspin's honor but I don't have a relevant gif, so I'm afraid Jezebel's audience wouldn't understand me.

Yes, Wittman will totally give him a pass with that excuse.

I believe they wanted you to keep going, but I can't be sure, can we get the 37 angles over and over again another 2 or 3 times?

The Atlanta Braves like the cut of Wright's jib.

50 games, mandated rehab. The PA will then appeal so the suspension can be brought down to 30 games or end of rehab, whichever is longer. Ignore the fact that he would be on the DL until May anyways start the suspension from the beginning of the season. If he gets out of rehab before the suspension is over he can…

Watch the bench on the Mozgov jumper play, Alvin Gentry is already in front of Kerr while the Cavs are bringing up the ball, probably trying to keep him from getting another T.

Ummm, about that... http://deadspin.com/patrick-kane-i…

This is the second link today that redirects me to signing up for CBS All Access instead of showing me the linked article. Are you shilling for CBS or something?

New Illinois District 4 Little League Administrator Danny Almonte has vowed to clean up the organization.

100% not Russell Wilson's fault, no matter what noted football mind and 12-time Super Bowl champion Chris Chase says.

Well, first of all, the Ginger Hammer would have been pissed if Johnny Football had announced it on Wednesday and taken the focus away from his upcoming big party.

If Carroll wanted to make Wilson the hero, he had other lower-risk ways of doing it. Like play-action to Lynch, roll out, if nobody's open try to run it in. You have time outs.

That was a beautiful goal, but also just poor everything by the Oilers. Bad turnover, bad hustle, and bad goaltending.

Attacking Michael Bay with Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind

It will be interesting to see if this is addressed by the rules committee after the season. Nothing was done in the offseason after Calvin Johnson's play, because fuck you it's just the Lions. Let's see if Jerrah squawks and whines and something is finally done about this terrible rule because it happened to the…

Reminds me of this.

I was going to mention that - because they write and create a new episode in a week, they have the odd misfire. I like most of them so, different tastes and all that, but when they have the time they've proven they can come up with really good content. The Book Of Mormon is a critical and commercial success, for…

Good satiric writing and a short creation cycle of episodes. They can create an episode, soup to nuts, in 5-6 days and sometimes are not finished until the day of air, so they can take advantage of what's in the public eye right now, unlike a cartoon like The Simpsons that take 6-8 months to create a single episode.

I wouldn't call the Ron Artest brawl similar to this in any way.