I don't get it. On this website out of Ireland about the incident, they say

Where does the "That was traveling!!!11!1!" guy rank on the scale?

I'm sure it wasn't a long trip for you.

Do you have a fairly recent Android phone? You could have tried this - https://play.google.com/store/apps/det…

The way he can slow down time like that is amazing!

Merton Hanks seen leaving the office today:

You took it to another level by suggesting that the Qatar PR idiot be added to it.

It was more than that - If you remember our friend and PR Idiot Paul Hughes, head of international media relations for Qatar's Supreme Committee of Delivery & Legacy (http://deadspin.com/the-organizers…) sent an email to the DS editors complaining that the claim that the FIFA World Cup prep in Qatar could take more…

Still going strong, too.

Yes! The Christmas Greeting emails from people who I've never met (and probably never want to) meant much more to me than any family gathering. Also, my life is sad.

You need to work up to a Hellcat. When I bought my '87 Grand National in 1990 I was scared shitless and it took me awhile to understand it. You need a healthy respect for a car like that and can't just push it to its limits the first time out, unless you're on a closed track or something like that.

The Falcons *settled* for $6.5 mil - they were seeking $37m of the signing bonus and were awarded $20m in binding legal arbitration. They settled for $6.5m in 2009, after Vick filed for bankruptcy, and in 2011 sold the remaining debt to an investment firm.

Let's just remember all the good times Bo had with pussy:

Vick had already been sentenced in Federal court in December 2007, and filed for bankruptcy from Leavenworth in July 2008. More than likely it was at the NFL's urging to file Chapter 11 instead of 7, but we can't be sure.

It's not mentioned in the article, but in the video at the link Rovell says it was possibly an NFL condition to him being considered for reinstatement to file Chapter 11 instead of 7. Seeing as one of his creditors was the Falcons to the tune of $6.5 mil, I wouldn't doubt it.

Right Jay, it's always someone else's fault, never yours. At least now we know your DS username.

What year did you graduate from Harvard?

Cam was in the far left lane of the one way street. When the guy pulled out in front of him he cut hard right then left to avoid the car. If he had kept going straight, he would have center-punched the car.

Newton was in the far left lane, and he swerved to the position he got hit at in the middle. If he kept going straight it would have been a t-bone.