This team really is committed to illegally getting stuff released from their balls.

Tucker Carlson is one of the very worst people on earth. Based on this clip, Bregman also seems like an arrogant douche (but then, he is Dutch).

Fucking great. This will legitimize the MAGA lies that Chicago is full of black men who can’t stop shooting.

Please note: When Mueller gained evidence that Cohen was a criminal, he turned that info over to the US Attorney for the Southern District of NY, and that office with the FBI raided Cohen’s office, home and hotel. The SDNY/FBI found a trove of evidence, including tapes of Cohen and Trump on the phone.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

He looks like the type who always talked about going Special Forces in the military in high school, but could never get in shape to enlist. So he grows his special forces beard, buys his tactical attatchements AR15, and cosplays as a soldier in his spare time.

Hey, Mr. Cernovich! Weird you’ve wandered off from Twitter to make an appearance here! Don’t rape anyone while you’re here. Thanks.

How’s that aluminum hat feeling on your head there, buddy?

Well right, and measuring the straight-line speed of one vehicle passing through the tunnel doesn’t really tell you anything. The relevant speed figure is how many riders it can move along per unit of time. In which case, in order to make one-car-at-a-time faster than, say, the DC Metro, that car would have to be…

God I love people dunking on Musk.

I genuinely hope Elon Musk is one of the first people on Mars so he can get the fuck out of my face.

Rahm does something right about as often as the Cubs win the World Series.

Bob McNair not least among them

Dying shouldn’t change your life.

It’s good when bad people die.

In the past week I’ve been mourning two people close to me who spent their entire lives making other people feel good about themselves. Also, our community buried a police officer who lived up to the words “oh man I’m this close to retirement” while in the act of literally serving and protecting, and hundreds have…

It’s really sad that a sports franchise would rather tank it’s season instead of bringing in a player who could give you a chance at a playoff run, just because of that player’s beliefs. 

We can’t let the rubbish run the dump, though.

No, it’s more about the idea that it would wipe out hoards of Harvard and Yale graduates, which inherently makes the world a better place.

A Harvard vs. Yale football game played at Fenway park seems like the perfect opportunity for the stadium to fall into a massive sinkhole.