Pride Boys, Oath Keepers, etc. could afford it.

Only in the USA, perfect for January 2025.

Humanity is why humanity can’t have nice things. Why can’t we have access to this now? Because we’re worried humans will be shitty with it. We have an amazing new model that does amazing things, but 75% of the focus of the article -- including the headline -- are “but weird teeth”. *Sigh*

I wish my memory was only 3% corrupt.

Using this ship to attack the industry seems unfair if you’re not posting the difference in output of this ship vs. others, preferably on a per passenger basis. 

Can we talk about "White Settlement?"

Unrelated to this article, but something on your main page keeps giving me scam ads about "virus detected" 

Be a lot less resource intensive to set requirements for fire durability of cell towers. Would companies like it? Hell no. 

Thanks, I’ll save my money for a vehicle with fewer strings attached and a higher resolution.

You wanted this piece of shit? You’re stuck with this piece of shit.

There seems to be a great deal of thirst for this movie to do poorly. I can’t tell if it’s fans of The Flash, Black Adam, and the incredibly successful DCPU or just the usual mix of racism and misogyny that makes the Internet wonderful... All I know is that when I don’t want something to succeed, I just... don’t…

It’s kind of funny how Gizmodo has historically been pro-Marijuana and always buys into prohibitionist BS on vapes like you’re kids with an elfbar. Have some ethical consistency and keep your skepticism when the government says "vapes are bad, mmkayy". Tobacco is terrible for you. Nicotine by itself isn't any worse…

Exactly. I’m 57 and Elfbar is the most flavorful and amazing vape available.

What makes these idiots think that adults don’t want those flavors like we’re only supposed to have tobacco and dirt flavors???

What is stronger than family?

The tree that Paul Walker crashed into.

Too soon?

The low hanging fruit gets plucked fast.

Wow, the “3rd grader” level of response. You don’t even know what trite means.

I’ve just invented staying home, which has the same effect and costs nothing. We’re also targeting the “I want to go camping but not really” market

I hereby vote Dolly as the new Betty. 

I’m mostly sarcastic. But I honestly think - if there were a camera pointed at somebody, with a person watching it and a cop around the corner, would they paint graffiti on that wall? Or, knowing that they’re almost certain to be caught for it, would they not?

It wouldn’t negatively affect good citizens at all. If…