Those aren’t their elves. They are the elves of one person, who either doesn’t have kids or who takes a picture of a funny one before moving it somewhere else.

So, you lied by omission.

You're the normal one.

Don’t know how far along you are, but assuming early 2016, you probably have until 2018 before you really have to do any lying.

Yes, we’re all walking around as a mass of scars from finding out Santa Claus isn’t real. You planning on doing the same with the Easter Bunny, when they go to school and hear what everyone else got from the Easter Bunny?

The most annoying round of bullshit on the Internet this year has been elf hate.