IS THE GASOLINE OK?

Oh, it’s fake, you say?

your baby? trash truck.

take two barrels into your mouth and do the right thing.

These shit boxes were sad the day they rolled off the line.

I thought you said this would be interesting.

wow. this is a legitimately good article. good going, fuckwads.

What a strange article. It goes on paragraph after paragraph detailing all the ways carpet can get dirty, and never even suggests a solution.

I swear this page should be Doug only. The rest of you can join hands and walk into the sea.

more dog shit. If you going to make a point, now’s the time.

I’m pretty sure he just read one of your dog shit articles and understandably got upset. It’s called justifiable homicide, you see?

That’s a Chris Rock, you racist asshole.

That’s funny. I wish you were dead in the desert too.

she gotta get that d, yo.

these guys know what’s up. fuck nascar.

If there are still some living bikers, the rate didn’t rise fast enough.

“I-40 is, no surprise, painfully boring.”.

This is super long and boring. If you’re going to make a point, now’s the time.

I had a Scion FR-S. The biggest bummer about that car was having to explain what a Scion FR-S is.