As a Titanic history fan, I’m not amused

Italy?

If your living in Japan, you really should have known better as an outsider

Here come the nuke haters.....

What the hell did we tell you about trying to state logic on the internet......

Wait, your a what? Is that even a real word/thing?

Meanwhile, I can’t even find a gaming girlfriend. FML.......

I’ve met Andrea and Tabitha twice, they are so freaking awesome, Andrea is so damn adorable.

Yeah, your officially “boring”

Sounds like a personal problem

As a 40+ hour working 36 year old male with no kids, my own place and very little debt, I can play video games as much as I damn well want

But your such a badass in WoW....

“Large sons” = the PC way of saying lazy fat asses now? South Park was right after all...

Aaaaand this is why I stayed home with my parents during college. Saved money, no bullshit, no student loans at the end.