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I bought this for less than $15k in great condition. Although the Touareg isn’t your typical regular car, a V10 twin turbo diesel power plant is rare in any form outside of a fifth wheel hauler. I know it’s not on eBay but it’s as realistic of a price you can get, I bought the thing! Cmon Tavarish give me a pass, this

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Another interesting tidbit that most Jalops I’m sure are well-aware of, but maybe not some!

Zonda is definitely a glaring omission.

How have you pulled off being engaged for 4 years and not married yet? Impressive!

Shortened for QOTD: “Milliseconds be damned; give me a gated manual.”

This might be the dumbest video anyone has ever made.

What in the actual fuck did I just watch?

That being an enthusiast means you street race. FALSE. I hate that crap. Cut it out.

I don’t think you understand what “aggressive with closing gaps” means when you’re driving a 7,500-pound vehicle with 190 horsepower.

I would say CarMax may be a victim of DeMuro.

Your wife was right

I tried to convince my wife to look at an Avalon when she got her Accord. It’s an incredible amount of luxury, comfort and reliability for the price.

What about us Prius fans?

Oh, man! I like the way you think! You’re a real Renegade! We need to copyright this idea, quick! We could make enough money to go on fancy trips to exotic locales, like the Sahara or the Rubicon!

Yeah. They could have both a 2 and 4 door model. That 4 door model could really lead to Unlimited possibilities.

That’d be like Doug putting “TWINKIE” as the tag on his Hummer.

‘You like cars, what car should I get?”

They know.