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It’d definitely be a HUGE middle finger to the BBC.

I’m really hoping the fix involves driving around with a four foot red tube hanging out the back of the car.

It’s coming. Give it a little more time.

1. The group of Jeepers I did Hell’s Revenge with are great guys with incredible rigs. True gems. My good buddy in the Wrangler Unlimited ahead of me was dragging his belly here and there, whereas the XJ seemed to climb ledges with a lot less drama. I definitely wasn’t competing—he and I were both having the times of…

This entire series of articles is about how you can go have fun on a budget and you are pissing all over it like it’s irresponsible to not have money. It’s my opinion that you sound like an entitled asshole.

Yes. I find every single Skyline to be hideous from the beginning. I'll show myself out of the thread now.

Am I the only person who finds the GT-R hideous looking? It’s got the performance specs to shut me up, but man, this thing is ugly. Like, Juke ugly.

No, I’m exactly the target market. I didn’t ask “will I be able to afford this,” I asked “will I be able to afford food after I buy this.”

And just like a normal shitty driver, they could have actually pulled off the maneuver without any damage if they’d given it the beans and pulled in front of the bus. But, instead, just like every other shitty driver, they thought cautiously moving at a snails pace would be best.

So the Gooexus made a last second decision? It found itself in the wrong lane and instead of doing the SMART thing and continuing the right turn, and re-routing itself, it tried to force its way back into traffic.

This is good to know as I just accepted a job offer in Bethesda, inside the beltway. Hopefully Waze can help lessen the pain of my new commute.

“I killed a CarMax employee and they STILL honored my warranty.”

I attempted to heel-toe in my flip flops, the result was fail and possible death

If you think a Chevette would reliably get you from A to B, then you didn't own back in the day.

Where I live, 23hp merging onto the freeway gets you a 4000lb suppository in the form of a soccer mom paying attention to literally everything else on the planet that isn’t the road 100' in front of her bumper.

Hell, they store the whole car for free, like my 2014 model 3. It’ll be stored for free for several more years.

How dense must the M2 be?

Actually, I live in a particularly snooty part of Chicago whose neighborhood committee (which I am NOT a member of) would never so much as allow a Jamba Juice regional manager within three miles of our newly-landmarked neighborhood.

Without Emory, there would be no Aston and no Doug on Jalopnik. The sticker stays!