We had a good run. Maybe Mother Nature can do something less self destructive when the squids crawl out of the ocean and take over when we’re gone.

Sensitive Reader Butthurt After Reading Article About Politician Requesting Special Treatment for Parking Ticket on Car Site.

It’s true, I would never write about Menendez because I’m a partisan hack with no principles or morals just like you. Oh, wait:

Well there is a VERY big fucking difference between what happened with Bob Menendez and literally every single Republican, including their current president. See- we had no problem with Menendez getting caught. We have no problem if he gets prosecuted, sentenced and sent to federal prison.

But Republicans? ALL of…

The delusional weirdos this country is electing are more weird and delusional than ever. We can do better.

Is Betteridge’s Law Of Headlines Always Correct? 

Fuck this. Nope. Tesla can fuck right off. Don’t care if this is the greatest rally car ever, don’t care if it represents a colossal jump forward, All Teslas are now poison fruit.

Betteridge’s law of headlines is an adage that states: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.”

DEI hire in Reagan ATC for sure. Or maybe the helicopter pilot’s second cousin is trans. Or maybe this is why we should re-designate them Sikorsky “White-Hawks.”

But seriously, this is horrible. My heart is with all the victims and their families. Accidents happen and that doesn’t make it okay, but the cynic in me is…

Nobody cares about you lickin’ Elon’ huevos, chief. 

The richest guy in the world is a 4chan reject apartheid nazi shitlord, what a time to be alive. 

Lime probably loved showing that no one is above its terms and conditions.

Well, the benefit is you now have a right angle extension. Perfect for hard to reach bolts.

Turns out public companies are hood rich-and always have been.

I’ve said this before but I wish I could transport conservatives back to their vaunted golden age of unrestricted emissions and giant v-8s and see how long it takes before they choke on the fumes.

It’s amazing how the leaders of MAGA know how insanely stupid their base is, and how shamelessly they pander to and intentionally foster that ignorance.

Well, that explains a lot about CLT. 

Holy shit, that bird is huge!

Those idiots couldn’t find a fact in an encyclopedia haha

Mythbusters did this already almost 15 years ago (Episode 144: Duct Tape Hour 2). At least these youtubers could be original.