We’re definitely not going to need to add Eddie Vedder to that movie.

600 people asking to work and be paid in the summer when the need is probably a tiny fraction of that actually does seem like a lot to ask to me.

Toronto fans are trash.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I, for one, am all for more wacky sports bloopers

“But I can still chow on another fan’s ass just after kickoff?”

90% of the people that read deadspin just want to make funny jokes in the comments.

I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.

How long ‘till you’re flexible enough to take on a Waffle House waitress?

My favorite thing about 2016 so far: both Tiger and Kobe realizing their careers are over and now trying to be jovial, good-natured dudes after being miserable pricks throughout their entire professional careers.

This ones better.

Nope, just the usual stop at your mom’s house then on to the main event.

What McSorley did was quite a bit more egregious than this

Is this a real opinion or is the joke that you know the reputations of d-league refs?

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

“Hey season ticket holders, our most loyal paying customers who drop thousands on our shitty basketball team: FUCK YOU.”

No. Boycotts are for whiny, ineffectual people. We did it last under a whiny, ineffectual president, and that got us nowhere.

Shut the fuck up.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…