1st Gear: A friend of mine just took delivery of his Model 3. Given that he lives in CA and I’m in MI, I haven’t seen it in person, but in pictures, the hood gap looks big enough to fit a finger in all the way around. Not only are they patient, they also don’t care about quality or fit and finish.

I pledge to Dead Orbit just because they’re the ones whose philosophy I most agree with. New Monarchy wants an aristocratic government, which nuts to that, while FWC are escalationists who value military action over humanity’s other interests. Dead Orbit wants us to expand beyond the solar system to accomplish as much…

He isn’t wrong.

This is the ugliest thing since the Veneno.

That spokesperson’s statement proves that they have zero experience in the automotive industry. I’ve worked for Tier 1 suppliers to the auto manufacturers and they make running changes all the time but they’re coordinated in the plants as to not to run out of parts and/or have the new parts their before they make the…

I’ve been on three cruises in my life, and I absolutely loved every single one of them, but I’m also not the misanthropic impatient snob the author seems to be. The food was good (not great, but good) and there was plenty of it. Free room service round the clock (order fresh-baked cookies to your room at midnight and…

Automation and a smaller workforce should be a positive thing, and would be if we increased taxation and created a guaranteed wage (enough for basic housing and food). That’s not going to happen.

Who the hell hired you? There is a laundry list of things wrong with this article. First off it’s not a “life hack” It’s opinionated politics and religion shoved down peoples throats and telling them how they should live their social interaction lifestyles.

Don’t forget pork brains in milk gravy. And pork souse (some of the old-timers call it “head cheese.”) And mountain oysters.

That shit just doesn’t happen.

Americans eat processed animal leftovers infused with corn syrup. At least dog is a healthier food source.

The 2014 Audi sedan line-up was not particularly more enlightened than Buick’s current SUV one, as pointed out by Doug then. 

It is easily the ugliest looking Aston I’ve ever seen... that being said, it’s still an Aston which makes it better looking than 98% of everything else out there. It just so happens that the rest of the Aston range makes up the other 2%.

When I look at this, my stomach hurts, too. I think it’s for a different reason, though.

Oh look, a Tesla design issue. I’m shocked.

Neutral: I find the Chevy Bolt appealing for a number of reasons.

I’ll never understand how people put up with such a horrible user interface.

And it will lead to the mass adoption of the battery powered lawn mower, enabling suburb teens of tomorrow to oversleep peacefully.

Neutral.

If you lined up 3 CUVs from different makers, I don’t think most people on Jalopnik could tell you the differences either.