Stopped reading at “weight does not matter.”

tacos

nice what did you get

I paid 18 bucks for taco bell last week

It’s really scary when you realize Kim Kardashian is the smart one in that relationship.

We miss him.

He’s on his way towards establishing a legacy

Damn that’s Imprezzive

So long as it is properly disclosed, I don’t see anything underhanded about it. Now if it is not disclosed, I’m totally with you.

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

Good news!

Ahem.

Granny-charging, not regenerative braking like you should. Ask any hypermiler. Any real hypermiler. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning’s winning.

You almost had me? You never had your car!

I don’t think the V6's are that bad. No they’re not a screaming V10, but some of the noises they make are pretty wild. The Honda engine, as bad as it was, made some pretty neat burps and sputters before it exploded half way through the race.

Let this be a tip to tuners: having haters does not necessarily mean you’ve “made it.” Maybe your car is just fugly and you have horrible taste. You are the Donald Trump of car tuners.

Absolutely. “Look how hard I’m trying to look like I don’t care how I look!”

she’s going to be a host, not decoration.