I spent more money on this game than i care to admit (also i don’t even know). Curious to see all that gold be refunded and what i can then spend it on. The XP as well.

Shut. Up.

And I’m still 1000% positive that VAG isn’t the only one up to these shenanigans.

(I’ve only been bothering everybody, anybody and um everybody about needing a Cayenne Diesel since the dadgummed Cayenne Diesel came out. I still need one, in brown, with the tow package. I-I love torque. Think of the torque. *wipes tear* This sucks.)

...Liberty Walk, which made the widebody kit for the Lambo

And to think Daigo and Yoichi probably started with junk S13... man I love this sport.

Luckily your boy Vin has nothing better to do:

I’d go find a gif that shows someone missing the point, but I’ve got better things to do.

This was my alternate headline option.

Low and fast minimizes the time it takes for enemy assets to hear it, see it, or react to it. It doesn’t maximize it.

I didn’t remember this one.

The official shoe of H2Oi:

this is an awful list. so much just...wrong. Jalopnik is better than showing pictures of high trim models and talking about the base models. This is seriously pathetic.

A selection of tweets from from former DMA developers. I, er, don’t think it went down very well.

I’m from the era of this gameboy: