You got jokes, but in that conference there are the St. Thomas Tommies, St. John’s Johnnies, Augsburg Auggies and Gustavus Adolphus Gusties.

The best way to explain it is like this: A top-tier D-III school like Mount Union in any given year probably has 15 players who could play for Kent State. Kent State has 85 players who can play for Kent State. Every time I’ve asked coaches about it, they say the line is where they’d get killed, because it’s the first…