*whispers*

The only way to to a skirmish against the computer in the original was if you started a game over serial or dial-up and then had the opponent quit before the end. My buddy and I who used to live down the street would play over dial-up all the time, but if one of us didn’t have time we’d still let the other person call…

Sorry sir but you're about to get burried under an avalanche of virtue signals. 

Huh? Like... it was fine... and was literally supposed to suck. The entire schtick was that combat slowed you down and was not supposed to be more then a quick punch and run. 

God this game looks so incredibly pointless. Really hard to find anything compelling or redeeming from any review I’ve read so far.

Uh.... I feel like the “to level a stat, use it” suggestion is a stretch on that last one?

Really baffled by the route they’ve gone with zombies over the years. The first release with World at War was great. Since then it’s headed in an increasingly fantastic narrative and opaque objective direction. Give me ever increasing horde sizes with progressively better guns and increasingly defensible positions.…

Carcassonne > Catan don’t @ me. 

Carcassonne > Catan don’t @ me. 

This all looks great. My biggest pet peeve with games is when they just increase how many bullets enemies can sponge up when you increase difficulty. Some games might even go as far as to have enemies press you harder.

This really is a fantastic article. Truly.

This opinion is wrong.

They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was all over. The storm seemed to lose its frenzy. The ragged clouds gave way to the stars above.

Use control style 1.2. It’s pretty much flawless.

Who pissed in your Cheerioes this morning? 

Yes... yes....!

This article is getting HOT. 

Seriously, Chapo Trap House can fuck off. They’re racist, misogynistic pieces of shit (the REAL reason they’re called the “dirtbag left”), and they’re actively harming progressive causes. I don’t want to see them get any more of a platform than they already have.

Yes it is hilarious. And if you are at all interested in progressive movements, or Democratic Socialism, it’s pretty great too. 

This is probably my favorite Kotaku article ever. 

I’ve been playing online games for going on two decades now, starting with the OG Rainbow Six over dial-up. I’ve never once encountered a game that had a perfect answer to cheaters. And in my experience, the more competitive the game and its community, the more people cheat. To pretend that PUBG or Bluehole or whoever…