Yeah, can’t believe we put a hold on vaccinating for polio to all read this.

Salty, and pedantic. Quite the catch, aren’t you?

Actually, let’s do it. Send me an e-mail stephentotilo at kotaku dot com. We’ll see how boring you are.

You could profile me, but I am also a wanker and I have zero following online. I’m also very boring. I do play nothing but Destiny and I don’t stream.

Maybe don’t profile me.

You’re being that guy. Don’t.