Probably because there's no Internet back then to voice their opinions in public....

Oh more "MASH BUTTANS!" torture scenes...

What's that? Your fantasy harem?

If I can't get out of the room can I at least get free internet?

Yeah. It's really too bad Data East console games aren't as good as their arcade ones.

Modern version of that box art would be Master Higgins sporting a Fedora and a neckbeard and that girl would prefer not to be rescued by him....

Higher polygon count and higher resolution textures for those bald-space-marine heads. That's fucking progress!

We wouldn't know how interesting this really is until someone uses it for porn...

Capcom: Alienate fans!

Give them an Ouya. Watch them go berserk. :D

You know you can look up this stuff yourself. Just Google or Bing "chinese military garrison inside philippine zone".

Chick looks like a dude...

China has already built bases on some of the disputed islands. They're past the muscle flexing stage. Some of their patrol boats can be seen near the shores of the Philippines and Malaysia.

My mom had the same expression when she caught me fapping when I was a kid. :(

Dude looks like a chick...

George Clooney as Ryu...

One of the greatest animated movie ever made in my opinion.

Yeah, the fight's were choreographed by real martial artist(Andy Hug). Such a fantastic movie.

I thought this is about Tingle...

Can I punch boulders?