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Yeah it's not the racist grandmas twitter-raging.

Yes, because young people aren't racist at all...

But only if Donna is a cast member as well!

His new Netflix special is hysterical! He needs his own show, maybe when Parks & Rec ends Tom Haverford can have his own spinoff?

I'd be leery of following others' lead — humans are notorious for not internalizing threats until they're imminent, and with a storm like that, it might be too late by then.

Thanks, doing my best! Weather reports are wildly conflicting. Reuters says it may strengthen before it gets here but others say that the strength will drop. There are loudspeaker announcements all over town about it but nobody is looking particularly panicky. We are planning to haul ass south and hopefully get out of…

Ack — stay safe!

My boss has family in the Philippines. I pray for everyone there.

Yikes. My thoughts are with you, Philippines.

:-( poor Philippinos! My heart goes out to them all and I hope Australia et al helps however they can.
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Not to take away from the serious devastation... this reminds me of the day after tomorrow script... !

Much love to the Pinay sisters out there. Stay safe.

This is so implausible.

Why?

Yes, but what does it say about the quality of those messages? (Speaking as an Asian woman who has been on several online dating sites, yes I've received a crapton of messages, but rarely any that made me want to reply back to the person.) (But maybe that's because I live in Brooklyn and am too picky.)