That cracked me up too! Partially because I was thinking, "This kid has no idea where gay marriage is legal."

I liked the rolly kid's assessment of why all states should legalize gay marriage. What if you don't want to live in that state with tornadoes but you're a guy who wants to marry a guy?!

When I saw this whole exchange, I want you to know I was embarrassed as I began to tear up in excitement for you and a love of Mad-Bright.

It should be noted that I wrote this piece as I sat one row behind Madeleine Albright on a train from NYC to DC today so I was especially inspired.

No. I like having a job.

Some of the stuff she says on her blog is common sense, and there are several other "natural" motifs running through her blog that resonate, because my parents were very earthy/crunchy (nothing so extreme as vaccine denial, though). Maybe it's just that the presentation is so irritatingly prissy. And also, the…

My doctor was telling me that the whole "no vaccines" movement has been causing a resurgence in cases of polio and whooping cough. I just don't get people sometimes...

Not at all surprising. She was ridiculously self-righteous about having "no medical professionals" at her birth. She's never seen anyone with polio, so wtf is the point of vaccines? She's never seen anyone die in childbirth at home, so wtf is the point of doctors?

Fun fact: this lady is an anti-vacciner. That's all you need to know on top of this hot mess.

'Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these,you did not do for me.'

God, people were SO racist back then. I'm sure these are "nude" pants. Couldn't they make them in a wider range of skin tones?

She should be the Glad Lady for a new generation.

Ah do we have the same friend? It is exhausting for everyone else around them. It's one of the few things I will openly judge someone for if they get back with the same terrible person more than three times. There are only so many tears I can mop up.

Steamed cheeseburgers? The only people who like steamed cheeseburgers live in the God foresaken town of Meriden. The rest of us prefer pizza. The proper pizza, as God intended it.

You are so wrong about the New York pizza. SO WRONG. I can't even put into words the ways in which you are wrong, but NYC pizza done right is hot salty heaven on a paper plate. Chicago pizza is not pizza at all, but rather some kind of bread casserole.

I would've gone with reheated baked ziti.

New Jersey is salt-water taffy?

I would disagree. I'd say pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bagel is our dish if we aren't allowed to claim pizza.

And HIS fucktard of a mother has the nerve to ask for an appology to her son from Colemans, for distress they caused him. This woman is despicable human being who raised a RAPIST. Some people shouldnt breed. For the sake of humanity.

Am I the only one who saw a food network (or something similar) spot about an identical restaurant in Japan? I remember they did tiny toilet soft serve ice cream too, and they said about half of the people who ordered the curry xoulsnt eat it just cause it looked so so nasty.