Who put that potato on top of a bigger potato?

We all lie in the bed we make, but sometimes that bed is a road. And so instead we end up walking where we sleep. But if we don’t like where we are going, its time to have a different dream. For Ellen, its time for her to wake up, into a new dream, where she can lie down, and walk her own path.

It’s a dead man’s Parler, who could ask for more.

So the scorpion finally bit you huh Wanda?

Although anyone who would aspire to be a gunslinger after watching UNFORGIVEN is really really really missing the point.

Seriously though, who HASN’T screamed at Jessica Walter. I know I have - that’s why she has that restraining order.
But even from 1000 yards away I know she can hear me. I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME, JESSICA!!!!

The officer clearly feared for his Lifesavers.

that environment made him feel “like something from a Greek myth.”

“How might paying attention to a raisin in this way be relevant to your sexuality?” I’m consistently struck by the number of women who will say, “When the raisin is against my lips and my body prepares itself by salivating, I can see how that might generalize to anticipation of sex, and how readying the mind and…

Wait, so my last date who spilled wine on herself AND her dog was throwing up was just ghosting me?  I probably should not have married her.

Shut the fuck up, Martian Law! You always take Dwayne’s side, ever since we were kids! I am SICK of your SHIT! I get no respect around here!

What about the rumors that we won’t see the movie?

Is it too much to ask to have an recording of Daniel Stern reading the statement?

Ok, but Toys Are We is still good, right?

He’s gonna be Edna Mode in his old age.

Stop putting Josh Gad in header images! I can only punch my computer screen so many times before really damaging it.

No, just Christopher Walken, who shook hands with Wagner, and saw a horrific vision of what he might do as a 90 year old, and decided to stop him now.

I don’t trust Baron Zemo & Count Dracula to solve murders.